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	TO MY FRIEND:
WHEN YOU ARE SAD

I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
WHEN YOU ARE BLUE

I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
WHEN YOU ARE WORRIED

I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
WHEN YOU ARE CONFUSED

I will use little words.
WHEN YOU ARE SICK

Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. "Why?", you may ask. Because you are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body.

Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

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