A tribute to "WOMEN OF A CERTAIN AGE"

The woman in the mirror -- life stages

AGE 2:  Looks at herself
and sees herself as a beautiful ballerina!

AGE 8:  Looks at herself and sees Ballerina/Soccer star Cheerleader

AGE 15:  Sees Cheerleader/
Rock Star/Sex Goddess
OR:  If she is PMS'ing: sees Fat/Pimples/UGLY
But has to go to school anyway!

AGE 20:  Sees "too fat/too thin/
too short/too tall/
too straight/too curly"
But decides she's going anyway.

AGE 30:  She sees too fat/
too thin/too short/too tall/
too straight/too curly
But doesn't have time to fix it and goes anyway

AGE 40:  Still sees
too fat/too thin/too short/
too tall/too straight/too curly
SAYS:  "At least I'm clean"
and goes anyway!

AGE 50:
Looks at herself and says
"I am"
and goes wherever she wants to!

AGE 60:  Looks at herself
and thinks of all the people who can't see themselves in the miror anymore.
Goes out and conquers the world!

AGE 70:
Looks at herself and sees wisdom, laughter & ability.
Goes out and enjoys life!

AGE 80:
Doesn't bother to look:
Just puts on a purple hat
and goes out to have fun!