WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO
DEAR OLD GRANNY?

In the not too distant past--
I remember very well--
Grandmas tended to their knitting
And their cookies were just swell.

They were always at the ready
When you needed some advice

And their sewing (I can tell you)
Was available--and nice.

NOW:  Granny scans the web for artwork
To combine with cool sounds.
And to make her special greetings
She downloads graphics by the pounds.

But Grandma's not deserted you,
She dearly loves you still
She thinks about you daily
And you know she always will!

You haven't been forgotten:
She keeps your photos handy

Right there on her web site
where she thinks they look just dandy

She's right there when you need her
Any time of day or night

And when you cyber send your message
It makes her eyes shine bright!.

She reformats her own hard drive
And speaks in RAMs and bytes

And long, long after sundown
She's still working on her sites

Yes, her world's a very different place,
There is no doubt of that

She even gave up wearing
Her old favorite purple hat!

She's joined the electronic age
And it really seems to suit her,
So don't expect the same old gal,
'cause Grandma's gone "Computer"!