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THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANNY


.....by Valerie Waite **

computer swallowing granny


The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly it's true.
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

searching for Grandma

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online'.

Google guy


So, if inside your Inbox
my Grandma you should see,
Please scan, copy and paste her

granny in scanner

in an e.mail back to me!

computer thanks


**This poem was written by Valerie Waite, who lives in Derbyshire, England, UK.  It was originally published in the English National newspaper "The Daily Mail" on July 2, 2004. The graphic of "Gran in the scanner" is a colored version of her original black and white drawing that appeared with the poem.  The poem and graphic are used with her permission.

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